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Looking Out for My Face

During the pandemic I didn't store up on canned foods or toilet paper or anything really useful like that.

Instead for some reason I had an urgent need to buy toiletries.

Mainly, facial moisturizer.

Whenever I bought hand soap or sanitizer I'd add on a facial moisturizer.

You know, just in case things got really bad.  

I didn't even use it that much.

And so now as I'm organizing my bathroom I have twenty-five bottles of facial moisturizer.

Thank God we shipped those over the Atlantic with all our other belongings.

Happy I'm now prepared for years of potential dryness.

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