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I Fixed Something Again

By fixed, I mean I Googled the problem into I realized that our Nespresso machine was stuck in the cleaning setting.

So I reset.

Yep, I'm sort of a handyman genius.

My wife will no doubt make me a special dinner.

My son will say, "Good job, papa!"

The town will I'm sure throw me a parade.

They must be honored to have me among them.

I can only imagine what future honors await me.

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