About

Hi. I'm Joey.

I'm incredibly handsome, so I try not to post my picture too many places because it is distracting. I want you to focus on the words, not my beauty.

I grew up in Pennsylvania. We lived next door to our pastor of our fundamentalist/evangelical/non-denominational church. People sometimes spoke in tongues at our church. I got slain in the spirit once. It was fun.

I went to a conservative Catholic college where I converted to Catholicism. After graduation, I moved to New York City and dedicated my life to drunkenness and debauchery. After a while, I got married.

I now live with my family in Spain in a small town in the Costa Brava region.