Horses & Ponies

My son likes to ride ponies and so we take him to the local Hípica every so often. Or he gets to ride at birthday parties or other festivals.

I never rode a pony when I was a boy.

I've never ridden a horse.

I just don't like the flies.

There are always too many flies buzzing around ponies or horses, especially in the summer.

If I were a horse I'd hate that. Even if I swished around my big tail to get rid of them.

And then if someone tried to get on my back while I'm dealing with all those flies, I'd for sure bite them or toss them off.

I mean, like, Jesus, who do you think you are that you can get on my back?

The nerve of some people.