I have a cold. Probably the beginning of a brain tumor.
My stomach hurts. Stomach cancer.
I'm constipated. Cancer.
My leg hurts. Leg cancer.
Sore throat. Esophageal cancer.
Headache. Brain tumor has progressed.
I think, "Maybe I should write about being scared of cancer, and that will help me put my fears into perspective."
Nope, still scared.
In fact, now I'm scared I'm going to get cancer because I wrote the word cancer.