I'm trying to figure out some career moves if this whole writing thing doesn't work out, and "Gentleman Thief" is a top option.
I've thought about "Cat Burglar" and that sounds fun too, but "Gentleman Thief" sounds more glamorous.
I think my main hesitation is that I don't have enough neck scarves to be a "Gentleman Thief."
Maybe I could start at "Cat Burglar" and when I steal enough elegant scarves I could work my way up to "Gentleman Thief."
Anyway, that's my business plan right now.