Gentleman Thief

I'm trying to figure out some career moves if this whole writing thing doesn't work out, and "Gentleman Thief" is a top option.

I've thought about "Cat Burglar" and that sounds fun too, but "Gentleman Thief" sounds more glamorous.

I think my main hesitation is that I don't have enough neck scarves to be a "Gentleman Thief."

Maybe I could start at "Cat Burglar" and when I steal enough elegant scarves I could work my way up to "Gentleman Thief."

Anyway, that's my business plan right now.