Our cats are the best. We love them so much.
They are the sweetest, kindest, cuddliest cats you could ever want.
Our cats are the best.
None can compare.
But I do need to get up from where I'm sitting and get some things done.
Seriously, my leg is falling asleep.
Don't be mad.
Okay, you're right, I'm a terrible person. I'm going to give you as much food as you want. It's all better now, right?