Has Anyone Ever Had Such Good Cats?

Nope.

Our cats are the best. We love them so much.

They are the sweetest, kindest, cuddliest cats you could ever want.

Our cats are the best.

None can compare.

None.

But I do need to get up from where I'm sitting and get some things done.

Seriously, my leg is falling asleep.

Sorry, kitties.

Don't be mad.

Okay, you're right, I'm a terrible person. I'm going to give you as much food as you want. It's all better now, right?