How Hot Is It?

It's so hot that last night I had to take my sleep mask off because it was making my eyes too warm.

It's so hot that the butter on our counter melted.

I thought the melted butter looked like frosting so I started licking it.

It's so hot that my computer is about to shut down.

I have no other option but to take my computer to the beach and jump in with it.

That's it.