How Many Times Can You Call Your Cat Cute In a Day?

Is a thousand too many?

How often can you go up to your cat and say, "Oh my God, you are so freaking cute. You are so adorable. I just want to eat your little paws. Munch munch munch. Oh munch munch munch. Oh munch munch munch. I'm eating your paws, yes I am"?

Once every five minutes?

Sounds right.