Although I was never very proficient with making friends even as a child.
Since we were homeschooled we didn't meet many people outside of our "community."
Of course, it goes without saying my best friend was Jesus Christ.
But he was very popular. Everyone wanted to hang out with him. He always promised to show up but never did.
He was supposed to show up at the "Second Coming" but it was never exactly clear when that was going to be. I asked him numerous times to nail down a specific time but couldn't get a clear answer from him.
I was like, "C'mon, Jesus Christ, where are you?"
Seriously, dude was so flaky.
This is probably why I have trouble making friends now.
It's definitely Jesus' fault.