How to Make Money

I like money.

You can do fun things with it, like buy food and pay rent and go to movies.

I need it.

Yes, to buy food and pay rent and go to movies but I also need a boat.

Just a small one.

I've decided I can't live near Mediterranean without a boat.

Obviously.

I don't need a yacht. Just a little rowboat would be perfect.

My son can row. I'll be the lookout.