I Always Wanted Dark Circles Under My Eyes

I thought they looked cool.

It would mean I'd lived.

It would mean that I'd done something important with my life.

It would be badass.

Now I do have dark circles under my eyes when I wake up.

But it just means I looked at Instagram too late and also slept badly because I tossed and turn all night since I hurt my back bending down to pick up a lego on the ground the day before.

So, yeah, pretty badass.