I Am a Seadragon
When we visited the aquarium in Lisbon this past weekend we saw some amazing seadragons.
I really related to them.
"Seadragons are fish of unusual beauty," the description read. "They are extremely well camouflaged for their seaweed habitat."
I mean, that's me. Especially the first part.
As if this wasn't enough, here was another tidbit:
"What they really like is quiet."
"Yes, yes," I said, as I took off my clothes and climbed into the tank. "I'm home."