I Could Get a Job in Proscrastination

If there is one thing I have experience in, it's procrastination.

I'm really good at it.

I'm pro level.

I've definitely had at least 10,000 hours in procrastination.

Likely many more.

Like this post. It's way overdue. I could have done it hours ago.

Nope.

Needed to wait until the last minute.