Religion Never Helped Me

I was a Christian for many years, but not once did I feel like religion actually made me a better person.  

In fact, it just made me feel guilt, shame, and self-hatred.

But the Bible is pretty fun.

Like the Book of Revelations. Imagine having the craziest dream of your life or else an acid trip and writing it down and then being like, "There you go, Christians."

And Christians are like, "Sounds pretty good to me."