Are You Happy?
Sometimes I ask my cats this question.
Or I ask my son.
Or my son asks me.
Or my cats ask me.
"Yeah, I'm happy," I say to my cats. "Especially when I'm cuddling with you."
They roll their eyes.
"You just said that to get my attention, right?" I say. "So I will feed you?"
"Truly one of the great minds of of our times," they say, as I get their food ready.
"Alright, alright," I say. "Hope you're fucking happy now."