I Knew Being a Parent Was Going to Be Hard

But I never knew that I would be anxious and worried all the time about my son. I thought there'd be some breaks.

"Where is he?" I say to myself. We were walking on the path and I looked away for a moment and now he's gone. Did he go over the edge of that cliff? Shit.

I hear him giggling.

He's hiding in those bushes over there.

"Cool hiding spot, son. I thought you disappeared and almost had a heart attack but I have to admit you are very clever."