I Love Not Going to Church

Church is boring. Both Catholic and Protestant.

When I admitted this I felt much better.

Sermons and homilies, unless is the speaker is especially gifted, are boring.

Incense, borning.  

Worship songs, especially boring.

Praying for people, boring.

Going to confession (when I was Catholic), weird plus boring.

Gregorian chant plus candles, cool. But everything else, boring.

I get so much more joy and peace out of lying in bed on a Sunday morning or going to a beach or going on a walk or anything than going to church.

Sorry, baby Jesus.