I Love Not Going to Church
Church is boring. Both Catholic and Protestant.
When I admitted this I felt much better.
Sermons and homilies, unless is the speaker is especially gifted, are boring.
Incense, borning.
Worship songs, especially boring.
Praying for people, boring.
Going to confession (when I was Catholic), weird plus boring.
Gregorian chant plus candles, cool. But everything else, boring.
I get so much more joy and peace out of lying in bed on a Sunday morning or going to a beach or going on a walk or anything than going to church.
Sorry, baby Jesus.