I Need Pants

I Need Pants
Not these though. Don't think I could pull them off. (Photo by Jason Leung / Unsplash)

I've run out of pants to wear.

Buttons have burst, or there are holes, or the pants have become too small (I like chocolate croissants, what can I say).

So now I'm just walking around in my boxers.

Outside, inside, I don't care. I'm in my boxers.

That's how it's going to be.

Yes, it's cold.

Yes, people will talk.

But let's be honest my ass looks great.