I Want to Live in a Hotel with Big Glass Windows

Some people find hotels impersonal. Or cold or sterile.

But I would love to live in a hotel.

I love shiny clean bathtubs.

I love having my bed made and room cleaned (who doesn't?) every day.

I love ordering room service and being charged $30 for a burger.

I love big windows to see the city.

I love having 100 channels to watch on the television.

I love opening my front door with a keycard.

I love running around in my boxers with the blinds open, giving tourists down below who are staring up at me a show.

This is what I was meant to do.