Some people find hotels impersonal. Or cold or sterile.
But I would love to live in a hotel.
I love shiny clean bathtubs.
I love having my bed made and room cleaned (who doesn't?) every day.
I love ordering room service and being charged $30 for a burger.
I love big windows to see the city.
I love having 100 channels to watch on the television.
I love opening my front door with a keycard.
I love running around in my boxers with the blinds open, giving tourists down below who are staring up at me a show.
This is what I was meant to do.