There is no ice in our town in Spain.
Or in the surrounding town.
And it's hot.
In the upper eighties and nineties.
Most importantly, how do you make gin and tonics without ice?
Yes, we could buy another ice cube tray and make our own ice.
But for a proper gin and tonic you really need those big cubes.
Which are nowhere to be found.
I guess I'll have another beer.
Or just put my head in the freezer.
Then my legs. Then my arms.
Hey, I think I could squeeze my whole body in here.
This is where I'll be if anyone needs me.