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If You Had Sex at My College, You Were Expelled

By Joey —

I sometimes think about how strict my college was. Things you weren't allowed to do:

  • Drink alcohol in the dorms
  • Wear t-shirts or shorts to class (only a collared shirt and pants for me and skirts/dresses for women)
  • Curfew - had to be inside your dorm at 11pm on weekdays and 1am on weekends
  • Weren't allowed to enter dorms of members of opposite sex
  • Weren't allowed to have sex
  • We were allowed to get drunk though, so that's cool!