I'm Feeling Out of Sorts

Do you ever have days when you just feel depleted?

Empty.

And even eating a bag of chips and five double chocolate caramel ice cream bars don't cheer you up?

And instead you're lying on the couch holding your stomach and moaning?

And for some reason you downloaded Nicholas Cage's movie Con Air to distract yourself from your stomach pain and it's sort of working?

And you know you should go for a walk and get some fresh air but it's too hard to move and instead you put all the cushions of the couch on top of yourself because you just want to become one with the couch and disappear into it?

I've never had one of those days, just curious if anyone else has.