I'm Scared of a Lot of Things

I'm scared of dying. Scared of getting cancer. Scared of getting dementia. Scared of snakes. Scared of too much sun. Scared of horses. Scared of too little sun. Scared that the police will find the body I buried in the backyard of the house I used to live at. Scared that they won't find it.

You know, typical things.

I can't be the only one.