I'm not good at making friends.
Growing up my only friends were our next door neighbors.
I did not venture far to make friends.
I could be friendly, but I didn't know how to be friends.
I didn't know how to invite people over to my house, to have get-togethers, to hang out at the mall.
I never invited people over for my birthday. My parents didn't either.
Our family liked to be alone.
So I need to go to friend school.
I need to figure this shit out so I don't end up alone watching TV in my house with ten cats. Though that sounds pretty good.