My Allergies Are Killing Me
My eyes are burning.
My nose dripping.
My head pounding.
My feet tapping.
My arms swinging.
My hips swaying.
Okay, maybe all of those aren't caused by allergies, but I'm not a medical professional.
The point is, something is wrong. And I'm not enjoying it. The only solution, apart from allergy medicine, is to eat a lot of ice cream. But again, I'm not a medical professional so perhaps that's not wise.