Our Cat is Missing
Alexander Hamilton, aka Hammy, our beloved cat, is missing.
When we returned from our trip to Paris we couldn't find him. He is allowed to roam outside in the backyard, and our cat sitter said he had seen him earlier that day. But he did not come home that night. And he did not come home the next morning.
Hammy, Hammy, where are you?
Were you angry that we left you for a few days?
Are you hiding in a neighbor's yard?
Are you stuck somewhere?
Did you get into a fight with some other cats and they are holding you hostage for a ransom?
Did you move to Barcelona and join the Catalan separatist movement?
Hammy, please come home.