My Head Feels Like a Balloon

Do you ever get one of those colds where you have so much congestion in your head that it's hard to hold your head up?

Like I've been resting my head on my desk for the past thirty minutes just because it was too heavy.

I'm actually going to stay here for a while.

I think I need a neck brace if I want to sit up or walk around.

I imagine my head is going to pop off at some point and go rolling down the stairs.

I'm sure it would be fun to kick it around for a bit with my son in the back yard.

That would be a fun core memory.