My Son Is Already Criticizing My Driving

"You're going too slow," he said. "All the cars are passing us."

It was true. I was going slow. Namely because I've been getting a lot of speeding tickets and traffic violations.

I don't want my license suspended.

We passed one car going even slower.

"Yay, we are the fastest," he said.

"Yep," I said. "Definitely the fastest. Zoom zoom so fast."

I let him hold the steering wheel. He can't touch the pedals obviously so I have to do that. But he's quite proficient turning the wheel, operating the radio, and turning the windshield wipers on.

It's a big help to me so I can read books novels while I drive.