My Wrist Hurts

Picking up my son has tweaked my wrist.

I need a brace for it.

I need to wrap it.

I need to take care of it.

My wrist is important.

It keeps my hand attached to me.

Otherwise my hand would run off and I probably wouldn't be able to find it.

My hand can be an asshole and I know it's just waiting for a chance to get the hell out of here.

It just wants to run away slapping people.

But I'm not going to let it.