7:30am - Leave for Barcelona airport.
9am - Arrive at airport, check-in, and go through security.
10:30am - Look for a cute top to buy at Zara to show off my abs. It's almost summer, baby!
12pm - Board plane. Set up son he can watch "Paw Patrol: the Movie" on repeat for next 8 hours nonstop.
8pm: Land in New York, go through Immigration, collect baggage, re-check in for flight to California.
10pm: Board flight to California and try to convince son to go to asleep.
10:30pm: Carry son up and down the aisle so he can fall asleep.
11pm: Set up son so he can watch "Paw Patrol: the Movie" on repeat for next 5 hours.
3am: Land in Los Angeles and go to In-n-Out. Make sure you are wearing cute Zara top so agent can discover and sign you and you can finally get that modelling/singing/acting contract-- that's right I'm a triple threat and it's only going to take wearing a cute top at the In-N-Out near the LA airport to finally make it big.