Questions My Son Has about the Forthcoming Baby

My son wants to know some things:

1. Where will the baby sleep?
2. Does the baby need an umbrella?
3. Can I bring the baby to my school?
4. Is the baby my baby?
5. Does the baby need shoes?
6. Will it cost 20,000 dollars to have the baby in Spain like it did in the US even though we had health insurance?

Okay, that last one was my question. Hoping the answer is no.