Regrets about My Wedding

1. I should have worn a more exciting tie. The one I picked, with blue and orange stripes, was kind of boring. I should have been bolder. I mean, people couldn't take their eyes off me and I needed to give them something more.

2. My wife and I should have done a choreographed dance. Wedding prep the week before was pretty slow so it would have been great to add this in. I think people wanted to see me move my body more.

3. I should have given a longer speech. When I interrupted people dancing by thanking everyone for coming, I should have kept going and going. People wanted to hear me go on and on.

Everything else was fantastic.