Which Is Harder? Moving Houses or Childbirth?

I've only done one of these.

But moving houses has to be harder than childbirth.

I mean, I'm exhausted. I've barely slept the last week.

My back hurts. My legs hurt. My butt hurts. Everything hurts.

I sit down and immediately fall asleep.

I try to rest and the house calls out to me. It always needs something.

I treat it with care. I don't want to break or hurt anything. But it's never enough.

Ok, ok. I'm kidding. It's not harder than childbirth.

It doesn't even compare.

I shouldn't have even brought it up.