I see my cat sitting on our bed. I go up to him. "You are the cutest little tiger and I love you so much," I say. "Oh you are just the sweetest little kitty cat. Oh, I love you so much. You are just the sweetest little baby cat."
After I kiss my cat on the head I turn to leave. I notice my wife sitting on the bed next to the cat.
"Love you too," I say.
"Sure," she says. "Sure."