When she doesn't tell me I have nose hairs sticking out.
Yesterday, for example, there was a massive, very long, scraggly nose hair coming out of my right nostril.
I'm not sure how I could have missed it. But my wife was looking at me, more or less, all day. Why didn't she say something?
Then we had dinner with our neighbors.
I had a long conversation with our new neighbor Sandra. She seemed uncomfortable, wouldn't look me in the eye. I was freaking out, was I saying something wrong? Was I not being polite?
But I had gotten mashed potatoes on my nose hair. Everytime I put a forkful of mashed potatoes to my mouth, it had brushed against my nose hair, collecting more and more.
No wonder they didn't stay for dessert.