What to Do If You Have Neck Pain
If your neck hurts and is causing you some trouble, you could go to a chiropractor or physical therapist.
Or you could just lift up a heavy object and hurt another part of your back, causing an even bigger injury.
That way, you won't really think much about your first injury. It will really seem trivial compared to the second.
And when that second and bigger injury is hurting too much, just fall down the stairs so that you hurt all over.