Why Don't I Like Barbecuing Meat?

What is wrong with me?

Why don't I like standing outside and putting steaks on the grill and holding a beer and tongs in my hands and looking a tough dude who likes beef and fire.

Yeah, fire.

Yeah, beef.

What's wrong with me?

I'd rather be inside making a salad.

Or even baking cookies.

I don't like steak that much. I mean, good steak is delicious, obviously, but there's nothing like a Ceasar Salad, am I right?