Why Is My Handwriting So Bad?

I look at my handwriting and wonder what serial killer wrote that.

Actually, my handwriting is too messy for a serial killer. More like amateur criminal.

You'd think with all my years of homeschooling I could have taken a penmanship course.

No, Bible Studies was so much more important.

My wife asks me to read to her what I've wirtten.

"No idea," I say. "The man who wrote this is clearly insane."