I strongly prefer sparkling water to still water.
Especially in Spain.
Still water is just so boring.
I want to say to still water: "Get a personality or something. Liven up. You're letting yourself go. You need to spice it up to keep things interesting."
Sure, still water has its time and place. It's dependable, reliable.
Sparkling water can sometimes get too cocky, we all know that.
But sparkling water knows how to party.
So let's party.
And by party I mean drink sparkling water and go to bed by 9pm--I'm not crazy.